This is according to Homer Simpson, the most famous American.
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communication.
4. It reduces complaint about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. Makes communication interesting due to mumbling and slurred speech.
8. It encourages car pooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Sitting on the copy machine will longer be seen as "gross".
15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting is not so embarrassing.
16. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
18. Increases your chances of seeing your coworkers drunk and naked.
19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
20.Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
21.Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
22. A list of 25 reasons, does not have to be 25 long.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communication.
4. It reduces complaint about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. Makes communication interesting due to mumbling and slurred speech.
8. It encourages car pooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Sitting on the copy machine will longer be seen as "gross".
15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting is not so embarrassing.
16. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
18. Increases your chances of seeing your coworkers drunk and naked.
19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
20.Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
21.Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
22. A list of 25 reasons, does not have to be 25 long.
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