Who needs Confucius, Jose Rizal or William Shakespeare to tell us the real meaning of life... Here are some insights to the essence of one's existence all according to Homer Simpson--a safety inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant somewhere in the U.S.:
"I don't know how much longer I can complain."
"Note to self : Stop Doing Anything"
"Without TV, it's hard to know when one day ends and another begins."
"I'm a rageaholic. I just can't live without rageahol."
"Good things don't end with 'eum'. They end with 'mania' ... or 'tarium'."
"Is it our anniversary? No, we don't have one this year"